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	Three blondes were walking in the woods and found some tracks. The first blonde says "I bet they're some bear tracks!" The second one says "No...I bet they're cow tracks!" The third says "No...they have to be dog tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them. Norris and Fallon died in a hunting accident. Norris goes to heaven and Fallon goes to hell. One day Norris looks down at Fallon in hell. Fallon has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap. Norris gets pissed off so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell! Just look at my friend down there." God says "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't." Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.


	Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. Heh, sorry for all the men jokes this time (not!) but I found a cool web site that has thousands of men jokes :)


	In a small bowl, combine mayonnaise, horseradish, onion powder, dill weed, salt, and black pepper, mix well. Pour dressing over the roast beef mixture and toss to coat. Serve immediately. Well that seems like an easy enough recipe to try :) I cant find any nutrition information on it, but it seems to be a pretty healthy meal. If anyone has an recipes they want to share just send them too me :)


	Deli roast beef does the trick when you want meat in the summer, but don't want to heat up the kitchen. Serves: 4 to 6 1 pound 1/2-inch-thick deli roast beef, cut into 1/2-inch cubes 1 tomato, coarsely chopped 1 cucumber, peeled, seeded, and coarsely chopped 1/2 head iceberg lettuce, coarsely chopped 1/2 cup mayonnaise 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/2 teaspoon dill weed 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon black pepper In a large bowl, combine roast beef, tomato, cucumber, and lettuce, set aside.